Subject : Window Shopping
Title : Angle Turns Ghost
Reflection : I thought I have consoled one miserable heart but actually, I have also broken one.
Case 1 : At the head scarf shop
Sales lady : cantik la akak tengok adik pakai selendang ni. beli la dik.
me : ok kak. yg ni ye ( after trying quite a few i decided to buy. yelah, akak tu je called me 'adik'.lama tak dengar da. :p)
sales lady : sorang je ke? mane kawan?
me : hihi sorang je la kak. Baru habis keje je pon ni.
Sales lady : Hmm. xpernah lagi customer datang tukar baju yg da koyak rabak cmni ( tunjuk baju yg koyak cam kena gunting2 kt lengan.) Nanti mesti akak kena marah dgn bos. Susah la dik, akak da banyak kali kena dgn customer. ada tu sampai hina n ugut akak nk report polis la ape. padahal masa beli tu dia sendiri kata ok. sakit hati akak kadang2 tu. kerja cmni mmg selalu kena sabar. Bla3..
Me: ye ke. kesian akak. akak sabar la ye, cari rezeki memang banyak dugaan kan. Takpe la Allah tau memang bukan salah akak, harap2 nye nanti bos akak tak marah kat akak.
Sales lady : kalau dia nak marah pon, marah la, nk potong gaji akak ke.akak da cuba ikut arahan dia tapi customer pon nak marah2 akak.camne la akak sorang2 je nak menjawab. bla3... ( panjang la jugak)
she looked damn worried and sad so i decided to spend a few more minutes listening to her stories. She talked and talked and talked while I just listened. I knew I can't help much, but i knew listening to her can make her feel a bit better. I dont know her, she doesn't know me, but there must be reason why I was there and why she thought she can talk to me. Perhaps Allah wanted me to help her to reduce her worry? sometimes we dont need anything else, we just want people to treat us nicely with respect, kan? Tak kisah la walau keje kedai jual tudung je sekalipon. hm. Finally the kakak said good bye to me with a smile on her face.
Case 2 : Walking out the store
So, after the counseling session, I decided to grab a lunch from the KFC at the G floor before heading home. Paid rm14 for a snack plate, I walked out the main entrance to get to my car. I noticed the guys from Perodua Show Car booth were staring at me since after I walked out from the KFC. I ignored them. When I was about to get into my car, a man approached me ( he was actually chasing behind me).
Me : Nak ape?
Him : errr. ni kad kawan saya ni. dia er cam nak ngorat la. nak berkenalan. Dia serious! ( mamat ni buat gaya hensem pulak siap tolak rambut ke blakang. )
I looked around and saw no one else .
Him : ni kad dia. amek la. nanti call la dia ek. Dari tadi dia tengok2 awak.
I looked at the card quickly and saw "perodua" and suddenly teringat dulu pon mase first time pick up si kuning dri perodua, the sales guy sempat kejar bagi name kad dia.agaknya mamat perodua ni ramai layan cite korea kot. apsal cam sama je cite ni? creepyyyyy!
Him: Cik, boleh tak nak kenal?
Me : er. eh. SAYA ISTERI ORANG! ( i blurted out and shock at my own answer)
This man turned blue. speechless. freeze. And suddenly in just a second, he was out of my sight! lari punye laju cam nampak hantu. LOL. hahaha! and it was also a phewww!
** baru fefeling nak berwatakkan angle hari ni rupanya terjadi hantu pulak di penghujung cerita. Sorry man, I just can't help it.
TEEHEE!
Wednesday 24 September 2014
Wednesday 10 September 2014
Alahai Anak-Anak
I've been wondering what has actually happened lately :
1) Every morning, mesti ada surat cinta ( MC) from pupil's parents or clinic for those who absent the day before. Or at least, mak ayah diorg call or mesej awal2 bgtaw xhadir hri ni ( dalam hati : amboi. bagus betul anak2 ni, ingat tanggungjawab nk prove MC, padahal ckgu pun xigt dia MC. dulu ckgu absent pon jrg de MC. hihi)
2) Nak keluar kelas after finished teaching, mesti ada 5 6 org dtg " teacher, nak tolongggg!'. kekadang tu, dengan muka xde perasaan, bagi la diorg segala buku,pencil case, marker, ABM teacher utk dibawa ke kelas lain or bilik guru. teacher jalan dulu bawak handbag je, toleh belakang tengok sume tengah berebut. siap gaduh. nk pegang atliz sorang 1 barang pon jadila. marker sebatang pon jadi laaa. " Ey. excuse me, not more than 2 people, please." kena sound. yg mane lambat x dpt rebut tu kena duduk balik dan merajuk. what? ( dalam hati : amboii baiknye berbudi bahasa anak2 ni. tpi pastu, ceh,ni kje nak mengelat la ni, pndai ye.)
3) Paling lucu and I can really read them easily. Pagi2 lagi or 10 minit sebelum kelas mula or sampai xrehat pon xpe, dah tunggu kat meja teacher. teacher yg tengah berborak kt meja ckgu lain ni lantakkan aje kat diorg, still diorg tnggu jgk. "yes?" bagi chance la.
Kalau yang muke keruh je tu " er. Miss Naz, sebenarnye saya nak bagitaw yang keje miss naz bagi semalam tu, saya terlupe buat,sy tak datang, buku hilang, homework tetiba hilang, tertinggal kt kampung, tak taw di mane,saya tak tau pun ade homework...bla3.. my cat eats my homework..." and response teacher, pandang muke dia lama2 and say " Sorry, I don't understand Malay. I'll see you in class right, after this?". They know it ain't a good answer to hear. Mata berair.
kalau yg muke excited xpasal, "teacher2, saya dah siap dah homework semalam!"
" well that's good, i'll see u in class alrite?" eemm. tapi kan teacher, A tak siap lagi. tdi dia tiru B. pastu C and D pon x siap diorg tgh duduk kat kantin cepat2 siapkn keje miss naz takut kena marah' response teacher " U have finished ur own work, that's more important right? and now, I supposed you should be in your class?' ( dalam hati :amboi, rajennye anak ni. tapi ada je pulak nak dengki kat kwn kan. gaduh tak nak kawan la tu nak report2)
4) masuk je kelas, after greeting. Sume da letak homework ats meja. Tak payah cakap panjang lebar, just " have you finished your works and are you ready to submit your books? there you can hear some 'YESSSS' and also u can see.. 2 3 4 org mula berdiri, tunduk pandang meja sampai almost tembus, and lepas tu terimalah nasib masing2.. but alhamdulillah da makin jarang ade yg berdiri.
5) balik dari kelas muzik, PJ, B.Arab or Sains.. lari2 kocoh2 masuk kelas and tengok teacher dah ada dlm kelas ( padahal teacher baru je smpai jgk, and tak kisah pon kt korang,siap tgh dok fkir bnde lain), tetiba bebudak ni senyap sepi and beratur panjang cam ulat bulu. muke masing2 serba salah and one by one ' im sorry miss naz, because im late" ( with broken english sbenarnye). siap bisik marah2 kt kawan yg tak beratur sekali. teacher confused tpi buat2 cool. response teacher ' it's ok, ok,ok, go back to ur seat" ( dalam hati : alahai, comelnye la anak2 ni.hihihi, korang wat salah ape je? hahahaha)
Teacher : Class, do u think i'm too fierce? are you scared of me?
Class : emm. no. you are kind. but we dont wanna make you angry if we dont finish our homework. errr.
Teacher : are you sure? Let's be honest. Come onnnnn!
Class : errr... tapi memang miss nazz da makin garang pun. heheheh *laughing happily sebab dapat menjawab tanpa dimarah*
Teacher : U know why I do so right? Its for your own..
class : our own good!
teacher: thumbs up!
( dalam hati : padan la korang makin semacam je baiknye and teacher pulak macam nampak makin cepat tua je. sobs)
TEHEE!
1) Every morning, mesti ada surat cinta ( MC) from pupil's parents or clinic for those who absent the day before. Or at least, mak ayah diorg call or mesej awal2 bgtaw xhadir hri ni ( dalam hati : amboi. bagus betul anak2 ni, ingat tanggungjawab nk prove MC, padahal ckgu pun xigt dia MC. dulu ckgu absent pon jrg de MC. hihi)
2) Nak keluar kelas after finished teaching, mesti ada 5 6 org dtg " teacher, nak tolongggg!'. kekadang tu, dengan muka xde perasaan, bagi la diorg segala buku,pencil case, marker, ABM teacher utk dibawa ke kelas lain or bilik guru. teacher jalan dulu bawak handbag je, toleh belakang tengok sume tengah berebut. siap gaduh. nk pegang atliz sorang 1 barang pon jadila. marker sebatang pon jadi laaa. " Ey. excuse me, not more than 2 people, please." kena sound. yg mane lambat x dpt rebut tu kena duduk balik dan merajuk. what? ( dalam hati : amboii baiknye berbudi bahasa anak2 ni. tpi pastu, ceh,ni kje nak mengelat la ni, pndai ye.)
3) Paling lucu and I can really read them easily. Pagi2 lagi or 10 minit sebelum kelas mula or sampai xrehat pon xpe, dah tunggu kat meja teacher. teacher yg tengah berborak kt meja ckgu lain ni lantakkan aje kat diorg, still diorg tnggu jgk. "yes?" bagi chance la.
Kalau yang muke keruh je tu " er. Miss Naz, sebenarnye saya nak bagitaw yang keje miss naz bagi semalam tu, saya terlupe buat,sy tak datang, buku hilang, homework tetiba hilang, tertinggal kt kampung, tak taw di mane,saya tak tau pun ade homework...bla3.. my cat eats my homework..." and response teacher, pandang muke dia lama2 and say " Sorry, I don't understand Malay. I'll see you in class right, after this?". They know it ain't a good answer to hear. Mata berair.
kalau yg muke excited xpasal, "teacher2, saya dah siap dah homework semalam!"
" well that's good, i'll see u in class alrite?" eemm. tapi kan teacher, A tak siap lagi. tdi dia tiru B. pastu C and D pon x siap diorg tgh duduk kat kantin cepat2 siapkn keje miss naz takut kena marah' response teacher " U have finished ur own work, that's more important right? and now, I supposed you should be in your class?' ( dalam hati :amboi, rajennye anak ni. tapi ada je pulak nak dengki kat kwn kan. gaduh tak nak kawan la tu nak report2)
4) masuk je kelas, after greeting. Sume da letak homework ats meja. Tak payah cakap panjang lebar, just " have you finished your works and are you ready to submit your books? there you can hear some 'YESSSS' and also u can see.. 2 3 4 org mula berdiri, tunduk pandang meja sampai almost tembus, and lepas tu terimalah nasib masing2.. but alhamdulillah da makin jarang ade yg berdiri.
5) balik dari kelas muzik, PJ, B.Arab or Sains.. lari2 kocoh2 masuk kelas and tengok teacher dah ada dlm kelas ( padahal teacher baru je smpai jgk, and tak kisah pon kt korang,siap tgh dok fkir bnde lain), tetiba bebudak ni senyap sepi and beratur panjang cam ulat bulu. muke masing2 serba salah and one by one ' im sorry miss naz, because im late" ( with broken english sbenarnye). siap bisik marah2 kt kawan yg tak beratur sekali. teacher confused tpi buat2 cool. response teacher ' it's ok, ok,ok, go back to ur seat" ( dalam hati : alahai, comelnye la anak2 ni.hihihi, korang wat salah ape je? hahahaha)
Teacher : Class, do u think i'm too fierce? are you scared of me?
Class : emm. no. you are kind. but we dont wanna make you angry if we dont finish our homework. errr.
Teacher : are you sure? Let's be honest. Come onnnnn!
Class : errr... tapi memang miss nazz da makin garang pun. heheheh *laughing happily sebab dapat menjawab tanpa dimarah*
Teacher : U know why I do so right? Its for your own..
class : our own good!
teacher: thumbs up!
( dalam hati : padan la korang makin semacam je baiknye and teacher pulak macam nampak makin cepat tua je. sobs)
TEHEE!
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