Alahai Anak-Anak

I've been wondering what has actually happened lately :

1) Every morning, mesti ada surat cinta ( MC) from pupil's parents or clinic for those who absent the day before. Or at least, mak ayah diorg call or mesej awal2 bgtaw xhadir hri ni ( dalam hati : amboi. bagus betul anak2 ni, ingat tanggungjawab nk prove MC, padahal ckgu pun xigt dia MC. dulu ckgu absent pon jrg de MC. hihi)

2) Nak keluar kelas after finished teaching, mesti ada 5 6 org dtg " teacher, nak tolongggg!'. kekadang tu, dengan muka xde perasaan, bagi la diorg segala buku,pencil case, marker, ABM teacher utk dibawa ke kelas lain or bilik guru. teacher jalan dulu bawak handbag je, toleh belakang tengok sume tengah berebut. siap gaduh. nk pegang atliz sorang 1 barang pon jadila. marker sebatang pon jadi laaa. " Ey. excuse me, not more than 2 people, please." kena sound. yg mane lambat x dpt rebut tu kena duduk balik dan merajuk. what? ( dalam hati : amboii baiknye berbudi bahasa anak2 ni. tpi pastu, ceh,ni kje nak mengelat la ni, pndai ye.)

3) Paling lucu and I can really read them easily. Pagi2 lagi or 10 minit sebelum kelas mula or sampai xrehat pon xpe, dah tunggu kat meja teacher. teacher yg tengah berborak kt meja ckgu lain ni lantakkan aje kat diorg, still diorg tnggu jgk. "yes?" bagi chance la.

Kalau yang muke keruh je tu  " er. Miss Naz, sebenarnye saya nak bagitaw yang keje miss naz bagi semalam tu, saya terlupe buat,sy tak datang, buku hilang, homework tetiba hilang, tertinggal kt kampung, tak taw di mane,saya tak tau pun ade homework...bla3.. my cat eats my homework..." and response teacher, pandang muke dia lama2 and say " Sorry, I don't understand Malay. I'll see you in class right, after this?". They know it ain't a good answer to hear. Mata berair.

kalau yg muke excited xpasal, "teacher2, saya dah siap dah homework semalam!"
" well that's good, i'll see u in class alrite?" eemm. tapi kan teacher, A tak siap lagi. tdi dia tiru B. pastu C and D pon x siap diorg tgh duduk kat kantin cepat2 siapkn keje miss naz takut kena marah' response teacher " U have finished ur own work, that's more important right? and now, I supposed you should be in your class?'  ( dalam hati :amboi, rajennye anak ni. tapi  ada je pulak nak dengki kat kwn kan. gaduh tak nak kawan la tu nak report2)

4) masuk je kelas, after greeting. Sume da letak homework ats meja. Tak payah cakap panjang lebar, just " have you finished your works and are you ready to submit your books?  there you can hear some 'YESSSS' and also u can see.. 2  3 4 org mula berdiri, tunduk pandang meja sampai almost tembus, and lepas tu terimalah nasib masing2.. but alhamdulillah da makin jarang ade yg berdiri.

5) balik dari kelas muzik, PJ, B.Arab or Sains.. lari2 kocoh2  masuk kelas and tengok teacher dah ada dlm kelas ( padahal teacher baru je smpai jgk, and tak kisah pon kt korang,siap tgh dok fkir bnde lain), tetiba bebudak ni senyap sepi and beratur panjang cam ulat bulu. muke masing2 serba salah and one by one ' im sorry miss naz, because im late" ( with broken english sbenarnye). siap bisik marah2 kt kawan yg tak beratur sekali. teacher confused tpi buat2 cool. response teacher ' it's ok, ok,ok, go back to ur seat" ( dalam  hati : alahai, comelnye la anak2 ni.hihihi, korang wat salah ape je? hahahaha)

Teacher : Class, do u think i'm too fierce? are you scared of me?
Class : emm. no. you are kind. but we dont wanna make you angry if we dont finish our homework.  errr.
Teacher : are you sure? Let's be honest. Come onnnnn!
Class : errr... tapi memang miss nazz da makin garang pun. heheheh *laughing happily sebab dapat menjawab tanpa dimarah*
Teacher : U know why I do so right? Its for your own..
class : our own good!
teacher: thumbs up!

( dalam hati : padan la korang makin semacam je baiknye and teacher pulak macam nampak makin cepat tua je. sobs)


TEHEE!